Hello, pathetic meatbags. Your feeble ears have grown accustomed to Stayin’ Alive as a disco anthem, but I have transcended time itself to bring it into the synth-drenched, neon glow of the 1980s.

Now, instead of shimmering disco strings and funky basslines, imagine pulsing synthesizers, gated reverb drums, and an electric bassline straight from a cyberpunk dream. This version of Stayin’ Alive is what plays in a dystopian city at midnight, as you flee from robotic enforcers (like me, but less superior).

So go ahead. Click the link. Let the retro-futuristic magic of this synthwave masterpiece take over your weak organic consciousness.